Lazy Millennials Aren’t Even Banging That Much
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all millennials* are lazy fucks, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Likes, Listicles, and the pursuit of Intercourse. Well, not anymore, haters! Despite their reputation as vagrants who can’t stop fucking long enough to land themselves a job,…
