My family rolled into town a few days ago and they brought buckeyes with them. For those not in the know, buckeyes are peanut butter balls dipped in chocolate, creating a lump of pure lardo-inducing goodness that I can’t resist. As a result, I need one of these things.
Reader Dan sent us this thing, which I’m sure I’ve seen before but never attached to the svelte midriff of a young, comely model. Apparently, you spin around, encouraging this UFO to spin. The online information is pretty skimpy except for a bunch of hyperbole, but the fact that I now look like a paunchy fat-ass is kind of making me think I need me a Dancing UFO.
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