Roll that spliff phatly, pack some fresh ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to “toastify.” It’s time for tonight’s Stoner Channel. We’ve collected our best high-times material for the discerning pothead so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.
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Planet of the Apes Dance Party
Take your stinking paws to the dance floor, you damned dirty apes!
This video was put together by Vimeo user Brad Hasse who explains his motivations as “I like apes and monkeys, I like classic movies like this one, I like dance music, I like Benny Benassi, and I used to like glowsticks when I was 19… so I made this video.”
Who Knew Daytime Fireworks Could Be Just As Mesmerizing?
Cai Guo-Qiang’s art goes up in smoke.
Watch This RC Top Gun Pilot His Helicopter Through Impossible Maneuvers
Carl Groover gets silly on an RC helicopter. Someone get this guy on a drone ASAP.
Mastodon – Leviathan
So this guy, Sam Abbott, plays the entire Leviathan album from Mastodon. On a piano. In one take. Flawlessly. It’s classic Mastodon played classically—absolutely incredible.
https://gizmodo.com/mastodon-curl-of-the-burl-nsfw-5886777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rhUvLYV6GA
Giant Spider Terrorizes Space Shuttle and Anchorwoman
OK fine, so the Chilean UFO might have just been a bug. But if that’s true, how do you explain this massive spider attacking the space shuttle?
https://gizmodo.com/did-a-ufo-buzz-this-chilean-air-show-5895788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWy_7eHBLRE
48 Minutes of Itchy and Scratchy
Let the meta compilations of minor Simpsons characters begin. Seriously, this is nearly an hour of clips from characters that were on screen for maybe seven seconds at a time. Maybe the Simpsons has been around too long.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMB-94YvBhE
This Is the Scariest Way to Land a Jet
Landing gear? Hell naw!
Are You a Green Gardener?
Care to show off your handiwork to the Internets? If so, we want pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960×540 minimum but we prefer 1600×900—of your legal stashes (no High Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we’ll feature the best at the top each night’s Stoner Channel. Put “The Stoner Channel” in the subject line while you’re at it.
And no, for the last time, we aren’t interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we’re calling the fuzz.
Image: Curtis Barnard / Shutterstock
