Roll that spliff phatly, pack some fresh ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to "toastify." It's time for tonight's Stoner Channel. We've collected our best high-times material for the discerning pothead so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.
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Take your stinking paws to the dance floor, you damned dirty apes!
This video was put together by Vimeo user Brad Hasse who explains his motivations as "I like apes and monkeys, I like classic movies like this one, I like dance music, I like Benny Benassi, and I used to like glowsticks when I was 19... so I made this video."
Cai Guo-Qiang's art goes up in smoke.
Carl Groover gets silly on an RC helicopter. Someone get this guy on a drone ASAP.
So this guy, Sam Abbott, plays the entire Leviathan album from Mastodon. On a piano. In one take. Flawlessly. It's classic Mastodon played classically—absolutely incredible.
OK fine, so the Chilean UFO might have just been a bug. But if that's true, how do you explain this massive spider attacking the space shuttle?
Let the meta compilations of minor Simpsons characters begin. Seriously, this is nearly an hour of clips from characters that were on screen for maybe seven seconds at a time. Maybe the Simpsons has been around too long.
Landing gear? Hell naw!
Care to show off your handiwork to the Internets? If so, we want pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960x540 minimum but we prefer 1600x900—of your legal stashes (no High Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we'll feature the best at the top each night's Stoner Channel. Put "The Stoner Channel" in the subject line while you're at it.
And no, for the last time, we aren't interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.
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