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Kakapo parrots rose to memedom fame due to one shagging a guy’s head on the BBC’s Last Chance to See, which led the puritans at io9 to call the bird “the most hopelessly inefficient reproducer on Earth.” But the birds are more than just an icon to fumbling horny people everywhere. Weighing up to 5 pounds they’re the fatties of the parrot world, and one of only a handful of flightless parrots. They can also add more than 2 pounds of fat before cuffing season. Relatable.

The birds can live up to 90 years, which the New Zealand Department of Conservation says makes them perhaps the longest lived birds on the planet. Unfortunately that means they’ve witness some changes to their habitat that have caused their numbers to decline. Polynesian settlers brought rats and dogs that ate the birds and their eggs. And then European settlers bought deforestation, further contributing to the bird’s declining population. Add in feral cats and you’ve got a recipe for a bird apocalypse. By the mid-1990s, only 50 or so kakapos remained.

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But scientists have been working in recent years to restore the populations through targeted conservation and cat and rat eradication to help set the mood. And with this year’s bumper group of hatchlings, it seems like its working.