Roll that spliff phatly, pack some fresh ice into the binger, and set the Volcano to "toastify." It's time for tonight's Stoner Channel. We've collected our best high-times material for the discerning pothead so sit back, relax, and pass that shit on the left, yo.
Tonight's Green Candy x Goo hybrid comes to us from reader Kossmonaut
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World's Biggest Loop-the-Loop
I wonder why they have to paint a median on the loop, are they expecting oncoming traffic? Because that would be awesome. The 42-foot diameter loop was conquered by Li Yatao driving for the Zhejiang Youngman Lotus Automobile Co. out of Shanghai, China. [Neatorama]
Hi, remember this? It's nature—all the stuff that isn't on our screens.
Snow globe or crystal ball? The world may never know.
Making Bubble Hash
Please, Youtubers, when you're doing a video walk-through—USE A TRIPOD. Gaw, it's like having a bad case of baby neck.
Singapore's Marina Bay Sands hotel seems as good a place as any, what with its high-rise Infinity Pool. Hopefully they at least bothered to pay their bar tab.
This binger-chillum lovechild looks like it could be fun. It reportedly filters and cools the hit as you draw it into the expansion chamber and has a carb so you can stack in the same manner as a conventional water pipe. If comes in five bowl colors and retails for $75 at various B&M and online outlets. Check it out in action.
My only concern is the same I have with fundamental chillum design—why can't they tilt the bowl up just a bit so you don't have to hold the damn thing like a trumpet to keep the load from falling out? There is no low-pro method of smoking from one of them which negates the entire point of it being portable.
This Montage of People Falling Out of the Sky Is Not for the Faint of Heart
Out of a Forest by Tobias Gundorff Boesen
The most adorable stop-motion carnage you'll likely see this week.
Are You a Green Gardener?
Care to show off your handiwork to the Internets? If so, we want pics of your best buds, your highest-tech setups, and your bushiest bushes. Send images—960x540 minimum but we prefer 1600x900—of your legal stashes (no High Times ripoffs please) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we'll feature the best at the top each night's Stoner Channel. Put "The Stoner Channel" in the subject line while you're at it.
And no, for the last time, we aren't interested in seeing your wicked meth lab setup Jerry. Stop it or we're calling the fuzz.
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