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Goldvish Illusion Gold Cellphones

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Slightly less gaudy than the million dollar diamond encrusted phone, this Illusion line of phones from Goldvish is made of at least 140 grams of gold. Add to that, the handful of diamonds on the front, including what looks like the numbers on the phone spelled out in diamonds, we're going to say this will be quite expensive as well.

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What's that we hear? Is it the cries of a thousand starving children, silenced by the ring—my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps—of this cellphone?

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Goldvish Illusion Cell Phone [Sybarites]

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DISCUSSION

Ah, once again we see that tastelessness knows no bounds. I'm sure the Hollywood and Bollywood set will see this as de rigour. I think I'd like one myself!