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Guy builds biggest fart machine ever to fart at France with it

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Colin Furze—maker of the coolest Wolverine claws—wants to build a giant butt and fart at France from Dover. That's why he has built the biggest valveless pulse jet machine ever—these engines powered the Nazi V-1 bombs that terrified London during WW2 making an infernal noise that sounds like a furious fart from hell.

Now that the engine is done he's actually going to build a gigantic butt, install the machine in its anus, put the whole thingamajig on the cliffs of Dover, point it at France, and fart on July 24—around 6-7pm local time—to see if the frenchies at the other side of the channel can hear it. I really hope they do. And I really hope the Queen gives this guy a knighthood.

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