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Iron Man Quits Hero Biz, Takes Up Apprenticeship as Nutcracker

By Mark Wilson Published October 13, 2009, 11:30 am ET

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When Tony Stark finds himself reasonably satisfied with thwarting evil, he’ll kick back and casually deploy his suit’s intended functionality—namely, cracking nuts. Make grandma cry at your pagan ways this holiday season for only $30. [NerdApproved via EntertainmentEarth]

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