I ask you: if there was really an infestation of hot lesbian vampires, what kind of dick would try kill them off? They’re probably not bothering anyone. I mean, so what if they’re slaughtering all the men and forcing women to join their lesbionic society?
Empire Online is bringing you the first poster for Lesbian Vampire Killers. Warning: this movie directed by Phil Claydon, and may insult both women and vampires. LVK is about a pair of men, James Corden and Mathew Hornewill, who stumble upon this “evil” village and must wipe out the lesbian vampire hordes or be sacrificed themselves. The release date is in March of 2009 in the UK.