Lipstick Pen: If James Bond Were a Drag Queen

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Q: "Mr. Bond, please try out our latest invention in your arsenal."
B: "This is...lipstick?"
Q: "No! It only appears to be lipstick! Really, it's a secret pen."
B: "Umm, for what?"
Q: "So you can write secret messages!"
B: "No explosives?"
Q: "Nope."
B: "Laser beams?"
Q: "Definitely not."
B: "Does it come in a less tarty color? People think I'm a manwhore already."

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KesCaesar

Lord, what a bizzare product. What is the target demographic? As a woman, I'm just confused....