9 Reasons Why Octopuses Are the Smartest, Pettiest Animals

In research published in 2021, octopuses were observed punching fish during collaborative feeding sessions. In some cases, the punches were to “prevent exploitation and ensure collaboration,” according to the researchers. In other words, keeping the peace.

But in other situations, it seemed that the octopuses punched the fish for no other reason than to punch them. Octopuses are famously antisocial animals and are solitary even when it comes to their own species.

That’s right. In 2018, a group of researchers gave octopuses MDMA, popularly known as molly or ecstasy. Octopuses are typically asocial creatures, so the scientists wanted to see how a drug that affects serotonin levels (and induces extraversion in people) would impact the octopuses.

As it turned out, the normally solitary octopuses spent time with one another after sitting in an MDMA bath, even going as far as touching each other with their arms in an exploratory (as opposed to confrontational) way. Whether this says more about octopuses or the power of MDMA is perhaps for you to decide, but still! It’s cool that octopuses can play nice, sometimes.

Look, the main thing you need to know about octopuses is that they are smart and cranky. Last year, scientists described seeing octopuses gathering silt and shells off the seafloor in Jervis Bay, Australia, and flinging them at their peers.

The researchers believe the throws must serve a social purpose. But to my untrained eye, this looks pretty antisocial.

California two-spot octopuses react differently when touching prey (tasty morsels) than when they touch less-appetizing items (ordinary objects like a coffee mug), according to research published in 2020.

Octopus arms have chemotactile receptors, sensory cells that the researchers believe give the animals their impressive touch ability—a touch so sensitive that, in an octopus’s nervous system, it’s interpreted much like taste is to humans.

A study published last year found that octopuses carry transposons, or “jumping genes,” that can jump around to different parts of an organism’s genome. According to LiveScience, some jumping genes in humankind are associated with learning and memory formation.

Turns out octopuses carry the same kind of jumping gene. By combining these findings with more observations of octopus brain activity, we may improve our understanding of the animals’ intelligence.

Research published in 2021 tracked octopuses’ sleep schedules. The scientists found that the animals had sleep states similar to REM states in humans, when we dream.

If the animals are dreaming, though, the researchers don’t think they have dreams as complex or lengthy as our own. “It should be more like small video clips, or even gifs,” one researcher told Gizmodo. As new approaches to studying octopus minds come to bear, we may get a better understanding of how they think.

The eight-armed mollusks are among the few animals known to use tools to further their goals. In the octopus’s case, the animals were observed using coconut shells as a shelter.

In June 2023, researchers announced that at least some species of octopus actually edit their RNA to deal with colder water temperatures. The team’s findings, which were published in Cell, posit that California two-spot octopuses—which cannot generate their own body heat—tweak their genetics such that they’re able to deal with temperature shifts in their environment.

In February 2023, researchers announced that they had managed to record brain activity in freely moving octopuses for the first time. The scientists implanted electrodes and a data logger into day octopuses (Octopus cyanea).

Brain activity patterns recorded in the research have not yet been tied to specific behaviors, but if the practice sticks, it may provide more information about the inner workings of the octopus, and specifically how their brain activity corresponds to their movements.

There are ethical questions here, as is the case whenever devices are inserted into animals that cannot express consent. But inserting devices into the animals for science is arguably better than frying and eating them (and persuasively so, in the opinion of this writer).