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Quite possibly the creepiest fashion statement ever made

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Do you spend all day spying and “rendering” people for cash? Then you might want to consider sporting an item from this amazing new Blue Force Gear tie collection, made from “tactical nylon” — so perhaps they can double as an on-the-fly garrote?

Normally Blue Force Gear just makes tactical nylon for law enforcement and military, but now they’ve set their sights on the men’s formalwear industry. Didn’t William Gibson predict this in Zero History?

https://gizmodo.com/in-zero-history-william-gibson-gets-inside-the-milit-5632053

Here is the official description of these terrifying fashion statements:

New from Blue Force Gear is the BFG Tie – essential gear for the other type of quiet professional. Available in Multicam, Urban Wolf, or Coyote Brown, these 330D CORDURA ties are fashionable while being constructed in the same American made, hard use manner as everything else BFG.

Sign me up for Urban Wolf please, though I’m guessing the gun isn’t included. Bummer. I do love having a target on my tie that says “shoot me in the guts, please.”

Pick one of these bad boys up at Blue Force Gear, along with a matching weapons sling.

This is the perfect complement for one of Reese’s trademark white shirts on Person of Interest. That could be him doing a “force pair” on some bad guy’s phone right now!

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