Star Trek Mark IX Science Tricorder Replica Can't Tell Chroniton from Beresium

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Forget the iPhone, real gadgetphiles carry a tricorder. You never know when some damsel in distress is going to need a lighting quick ruling on whether her Miata is made of Duranium or Tritanium. This life-altering, limited-edition diagnostic tool, complete with authentic sounds from the Voyager and DS9 series, can be yours for $349.99—although at second glance, didn't they abolish money in the Star Trek universe? Maybe this thing should be free. [Entertainment Earth]

DISCUSSION

I *have* felt a little out of phase recently. This thing won't give me an accurate chroniton reading so I can see if anyone is trying to mess with my timeline?

Don't want.