Laser Hairbrush: Like a Real Brush, But Fake
Not many people know this, but if you shoot lasers at your head, your hair will grow in cascading locks down your back, turning you from a wizzened old hag to a Breck cover girl overnight. Not many people also know that if you spend $199 on a comb without bristles that shoots lasers at…
Shockolate Vault
Love sweet, sweet candy and also love electric shocks applied to your fingertips? Then the Shockolate Vault is for you. Designed to keep fatty pants out of the cookie jar for preset intervals, this exciting jar can also double as a psycho-sexual torture/pleasure device. There’s chocolate in my de Sade! No, there’s de Sade in…
iSplash Rugged MP3 Player: No Wimps Allowed
You’re a man; you go to the beach and do masculine things, like kick sand in nerds’ eyes just because you can. While on the beach, you rock out to Winger and other gnarly bands. Well, here’s an MP3 player that matches your alpha male personality, the iSplash Rugged. It’s a digital stereo boombox that…
Cat Food, Helping Train America’s Army
Leave it to the U.S. military to use every possible method to gain the upper hand. This time saw the Army use cat food boxes to create a 1/35th scale model of an Iraqi city in order to run simulations. Now, why would the Army resort to using decidedly low-tech to assist in its training?…
xvista Portable Iris Scanner
The UK is already chock full of surveillance cameras—for your protection—and now that iris scanning technology is beginning to catch on, it may only be a matter of time before it’s a widely practiced method of identification. Xvista has been hard at work improving iris scanning technology, having just developed the UK’s first portable iris…
Eating Edible Plastic
Tired of passing rock-hard nodules of compressed petroleum by-products? Try noshing on edible plastic instead. Plantic, a plant-based plastic, tastes like state bread yet is wonderful with some fava beans, a nice salad, and a bottle… wait, what do you drink with plastic? Red? White? Edible Plastic: The Wonder from Down Under [CrypticMoth via TreeHugger]
Grundig PSW 500 Wireless Speaker
Wires are so out right now. Grundig knows this, and that’s why they’ve come up with the PSW 5000 wireless speaker system. Simply plug in the transmitter to a line-out source (such as an iPod) and watch as your music is wirelessly transmitted to the speaker, indoors or out. The speaker isn’t exactly a slouch,…