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It’s unclear whether Illinois moron Michael Alan Skopec was drunk beyond belief or had just returned home from a lobotomy, but either way, he was angry! Why? IPHONE NO WORK. So, naturally, he called 911. Repeatedly. Here are the tapes. http://gawker.com/5858555/man-arrested-for-calling-911-five-times-to-say-his-iphone-wasnt-working The Smoking Gun got its hands on the pathetic, slurred, semi-coherent pleas for help…
Whether peering towards the center of the Earth or searching for Jupiter’s “warm dense matter,” our understanding of a planet’s core remains largely theoretical. Europe’s newest new laser array, however, can recreate those same intense conditions here on the surface—using diamond anvils and X-ray beams. The center of the Earth is thought to be a…
Google uses a database of wireless internet access points to help provide you with all the fancy location/stalking services you enjoy on your devices. But now Google’s got a (sort of lame and pain-in-the-butt) way for you to opt your network out of its servers. All you’ve got to do is change your wireless network’s…
Deciding that form is the better way to make a name for themselves in the crowded Bluetooth speaker market than function, Ecko UNLTD’s new Spray speaker looks like a can of spraypaint, but that’s where the novelty ends. A Bluetooth 2.1 connection lets the speaker pair with any A2DP compatible device, while a built in…
Google Music is supposed to launch tomorrow, but it is still hustling to ink deals with major record labels. According to Bloomberg, it’s a high-wire act—Universal might even sign tomorrow. Cutting it awfully close aren’t we Google? https://gizmodo.com/november-16-google-music-event-will-apparently-go-to-el-5858792 It has been rumored for some time that Google would flex its user base for leverage in…
The world would be a more peaceful place if pillow fights happened more often. Or better yet, if pillow fights were used in place of war, violence and crime. But of course, to properly fight with pillows, you need proper pillows to fight with. Like weapon shaped pillows. Light sabers, scimitars, double sided viking axes,…
Early this morning, Mayor Bloomberg had the NYPD clear out Zuccotti Park—the site for the Occupy Wall Street encampment—on the grounds that the protestors were, umm, really gross and posed a health risk. A judge has since issued a temporary restraining order, saying that the city can’t keep the protestors and their tents out of…
Streaming your music over a Bluetooth connection is yet another convenience that can be a real drain on your smartphone’s battery. So Spar has packed its new Zephyr wireless speakers with an oversized battery that can be used to charge other devices over USB. https://gizmodo.com/someones-crammed-a-bluetooth-speaker-into-a-salt-shaker-5858350 It’s still listed as “coming soon” on Spar’s website, but…
Yesterday we walked you through everything you need to know about using iTunes Match. Today, Macworld highlights a super-fast new trick to help you upgrade all your low-resolution music to the service’s excellent 256 kbps AAC files. https://gizmodo.com/everything-you-need-to-know-about-using-itunes-match-5859461 It’s been known that iTunes Match can upgrade all those gnarly low-quality files in your library to…
We know Amazon’s proprietary app store is (intentionally) limited—but according to Mashable, nowhere near as limited as we thought. Unofficially, you can bend the app rules and load up Nook on your Kindle. Kinky! Mashable’s Christina Warren was able to get unapproved apps onto her Kindle Fire by downloading generic Android app store GetJar—all she…
Altec Lansing are excited about their A1, A2 and A3 in-ear monitors. They’ve always produced quality products, but now they’ve gone all out to not only design a triple-balanced armature, but also develop a custom ear molding using a unique silicone. The new IEMs use a medical-grade silicone called 40 Shore Silicone which was developed…
The Facebook wall is our social document of record. Etched in rock like an Attic tablet, the things said on a wall provide a poignant look back at who said what, and when. Not anymore. Timeline lets you rewrite history. https://gizmodo.com/facebook-timeline-review-this-is-the-greatest-thing-fa-5843354 I noticed today while trying to delete some banal crap off my wall that…
The Verge has a photo of what looks like a Porsche Design BlackBerry slapped with a large all-encompassing touchscreen. The device supposedly replaces the ‘Colt‘ as the first BBX-equipped smartphone to come out of Waterloo, Canada. The London is rumored for a June/Q3 2012 release, so we’re not talking any time soon here. But the…
Adobe has kicked its support for Android tablets up a few notches today, launching six all-new image and design tools specifically for owners of tablets running Google’s Honeycomb version of the OS. The most exciting one for most users will be Photoshop Touch, which brings a feature packed version of Photoshop to tablets. Costing under…
Are these two new OS 7-running BlackBerrys enough to dig RIM out of its recent troubles? In a word, no. But the kids will love the new all-touchscreen body of the Curve 9380, and suits will love (read: tolerate) the virtually-unchanged Bold 9790. In short, they’re the mediocre updates to two existing product lines that…
Ruggedizing your personal electronics, especially waterproofing them, is a pain—typically either requiring you stuff it in a PVC bag or ensconce it in four pounds of silicone rubber. But, one day soon, our precious gadgets may come waterproofed on the molecular level. Instead of trying to seal water out of gadgets, the Hz0 waterproofing system…
Employing the same physical forces that power Shrinky Dinks, researchers at North Carolina State University may have just created the future of product packaging—2D polymer sheets that bend into 3D forms when exposed to UV light. The process is actually really simple—the researchers first pre-stressed a polymer sheet, then ran it through a inkjet printer.…
If you’re anything like us, your idea of storing wine and keeping it at the correct temperature involves wrapping it up that black liquor store bag until it’s time to drink it. But we know better, and this dual chambered-wine cooler is just the upgrade we’ve all been hoping for. Even a relatively inexpensive wine…
The last time I saw something survive a 1300-foot fall, King of the Hill was still on and Peggy was celebrating her 20th wedding anniversary. After protecting an iPad from bowling ball attacks with their Sleeve case, G-Form shows off its Extreme Edge and Extreme Portfolio protective cases—by throwing them out of a plane. The…
This is a remix of Paradise Circus, by Massive Attack, one of my favorite electronica/trip hop bands, powered by British DJ duo Robert “3D” Del Naja and Grant “Daddy G” Marshall. A great song with a very NSFW but beautiful video. Be warned. You may know Massive Attack from Unfinished Sympathy, from the legendary 1991…
