Laser Hairbrush: Like a Real Brush, But Fake
Not many people know this, but if you shoot lasers at your head, your hair will grow in cascading locks down your back, turning you from a wizzened old hag to a Breck cover girl overnight. Not many people also know that if you spend $199 on a comb without bristles that shoots lasers at…
Shockolate Vault
Love sweet, sweet candy and also love electric shocks applied to your fingertips? Then the Shockolate Vault is for you. Designed to keep fatty pants out of the cookie jar for preset intervals, this exciting jar can also double as a psycho-sexual torture/pleasure device. There’s chocolate in my de Sade! No, there’s de Sade in…
iSplash Rugged MP3 Player: No Wimps Allowed
You’re a man; you go to the beach and do masculine things, like kick sand in nerds’ eyes just because you can. While on the beach, you rock out to Winger and other gnarly bands. Well, here’s an MP3 player that matches your alpha male personality, the iSplash Rugged. It’s a digital stereo boombox that…
Cat Food, Helping Train America’s Army
Leave it to the U.S. military to use every possible method to gain the upper hand. This time saw the Army use cat food boxes to create a 1/35th scale model of an Iraqi city in order to run simulations. Now, why would the Army resort to using decidedly low-tech to assist in its training?…
iTan ITN-VR10 Vibrating Headphones
There’s nothing quite like the soothing and comforting sensations brought about by having vibrating objects on your person. Japanese manufacturer RWC takes this idea and runs with it with its iTan ITN-VR10, a pair of vibrating headphones that should be compatible with all electronic devices with a 3.5″ headphone jack. Unless the Google translation is…