If you thought the USB Humping Dog was a bit too sassy, prepare to be made uncomfortable by the Teeny Weeny Drive. This USB flash drive chucks subtlety out the window and is just shaped like a stubby, rubbery penis. You’ve been warned. Hit the jump for the uncensored photos and promo video.
https://gizmodo.com/usb-humping-dogs-get-upgraded-now-they-enjoy-the-sex-331519
Told you. The worst part? You need to pull the head of the penis off to use the drive, making it a cringe-worthy practice to use it on more than one level. But hey, at least they advocate safe data protection: “DON’T PULL OUT TOO SOON or you could lose your data!” Also, it “blushes” with a red light when it’s “turned on.”
Thank you, internet. [Teeny Weeny Drive via AVN via Jezebel]
https://jezebel.com/we-cant-wait-to-back-up-into-this-the-teeny-weeny-driv-384727
