1. Bender Invites You To Do Something

The Situation: Anything.

The Pitch: Anything.

The Homerun: "Bite my shiny metal ass."

Look, sometimes you top a list with a spectacular set piece. Sometimes, though, you have to use the most completely utilitarian piece in your arsenal. This can be used at any time, in any place, for any reason, including filler. It's the blue jeans of insults, and not giving it context just makes it funnier and more appropriate. This is a burn to be used by all, at any time, and if anyone has a problem with that . . . well . . . you know what you can do.