Introducing our new favorite tumblr: You Will Not Go To Space Today — a meager collection (give it a break, it's existed for like... a day) of space-themed images that are highly reminiscent of the great, demotivational poster craze of 2006, only funnier, because they're all so wonderfully tragic. Inspired by one of several punchlines in yesterday's (also excellent) XKCD (click to enlarge):
#YouWillNotGoToSpaceToday is going places, people. As a tumblr. As a meme. As an outlook on life. Just you wait.