What Other Companies Could Apple Buy With Its $150 Billion In Cash?

At the end of its last financial quarter, Apple had $151 billion in cash just sitting there collecting dust. Is it any wonder it's going after profitable companies like Beats? What's $3.2 billion? Here's a humorous look at just how many companies Apple could buy with its stack-o-cash—and just how easily a corporate shopping spree could go wrong.

This Funny or Die bit is great, except for the terrrrrrrrrible Tim Cook impression. Sure, Apple can buy anything it wants. Maybe it's a good thing the company uses its immense purchasing power sparingly. So far, that is. [Funny or Die]