Maureen O'Connor

1/23/12

I Was In The Subway When They Discovered A Severed Head On The L Train

At 12:30AM Sunday, I thought the reason I wasn't getting home as early as planned was that piece-of-shit L train.…

10/7/11

Brooklyn UFO sighting caught on tape: 'Shiiiiit'

Updated. Bushwick resident and YouTube user TheFallGuy53 was minding his own business, sitting on his front stoop,…

8/30/11

Boy shot with crossbow for throwing rocks at cars

Street justice, extraordinary overkill edition: A boy throwing rocks at cars took a crossbow bolt to the belly…

6/30/11

Hidden Camera Catches Host of <i>To Catch a Predator</i> Cheating on Wife

Hidden Camera Catches Host of To Catch a Predator Cheating on Wife

Here's some satisfying news for disgraced pedophiles: After a robust career playing "candid camera" with sexual…

5/31/11

Pregnant Smoking Mom Is the New Botox Mom

This week BBC3's answer to Teen Mom—Misbehaving Mums To Be—featured a 20-year-old who said smoking 3500 cigarettes…

5/3/11

U-S-A! Chant Fails on L Train

After Osama bin Laden's death, proud Americans poured into the streets. They cheered in Times Square! They waved…

4/3/11

Ladies with Two Vaginas, No Vagina on TLC Reality Show

Now that TLC has pulled back the curtain on women who eat toilet paper, women who eat sofas, women who don't know…

2/14/11

Naked Lady Survives Car Crash, Thanks God with Butt

Philadelphia police arrived on the scene of a car crash to discover the female driver naked, dancing, and…

2/3/11

Distracted Boy Falls on Train Tracks While Gaming

This video shows a 10-year-old boy so absorbed with his PSP that he apparently fell onto the tracks at a rail…

1/31/11

How Good Is Charlie Sheen for a Porn Star's Career?

Kacey Jordan, the porn star who smoked crack with Charlie Sheen shortly before his hospitalization, shared some good…

1/21/11

Vending Machine Scans Your Face and Chooses Food For You

Kraft has invented a vending machine that analyzes your face to predict what you want to eat. It combines facial…

12/17/10

The Harrowing Tale of an Amtrak Train Stuck on the Rails for 10 Hours

A train from Baltimore to Philadelphia stalled on the tracks for ten hours last night. With doors locked and…

12/3/10

Firefox Debuts Baby Firefox Webcam

Did you know the titular "firefox" of web browser "Mozilla Firefox" is not a pyromaniac fox, but a red panda? To…

10/29/10

The Day E-Mail Was Invented

Forty-one years ago today, a pair of computer scientists tried to send the world's first computer-to-computer…

10/22/10

Penn Jillette's Masturbating Bathtub for Women

Awkwardly-coiffed magician Penn Jillette is an inventor. His greatest triumph: a "hydro-therapeutic stimulator" for…

10/8/10

China Blocks Web Searches for Nobel Winner

Chinese dissident Liu Xiaobo won the Nobel Peace Prize this morning, and China's censorship machine is already…

9/3/10

Did Lindsay Lohan Hit a Baby in a Stroller with Her Maserati?

We enter the scene at the moment after impact: Lindsay Lohan's shiny black Maserati drives away as a baby begins to…

8/13/10

Runaway Subway Blows Through Six Stations with No Driver

Passengers on the London Tube barely escaped with their lives when a defective train with no driver broke away and…

8/10/10

Cranky Flight Attendant Was Banging His Boyfriend When the Cops Showed Up (Updated)

The tale of Steven Slater—the JetBlue flight attendant who became a folk hero by storming off the job on an…

8/9/10

Flight Attendant Uses Inflatable Slide for Dramatic Job Walk-Out (Updated)

A JetBlue flight attendant argued with a passenger on the tarmac at JFK today. In a fit of rage, he activated the…

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