Happy Birthday, iPod: Top Ten Reasons Why I Hate You
Hey, today’s the iPod’s fifth birthday, born October 23, 2001. We’d sing Happy Birthday, but copyright law prevents us from doing so unless we pay the owner of that song. So instead of crooning that hackneyed ditty, we’re going to spread the haterage about the iPod. The iPod gets so much adoring and worshipful press—we…
