Meredith Woerner, Author at Gizmodo

Two Asian Vampires Mix School-Girl Uniforms And Troubled Priests

The new vampire movie from Park Chan-Wook (Old Boy) follows the agonizing blood lust of a vampire Priest, and his desires for his best friend’s girl in Thirst. Plus school-girl vamps fight winged nasties, in Blood: The Last Vampire. Thirst You know Park Chan-Wook’s work from Old Boy, but I’m really curious to see this…

io9 Meredith Woerner Jun 19 '09

Teen Wolf Remake Rips Out Last Shred Of Were-Dignity

Warner Brothers needs writers for their Teen Wolf remake. They should try the seventh level of Hell, because I can’t imagine what kind of evil-doer would attempt to recreate the original’s brilliant 80s camp. A POX ON THIS. Movie Hole is reporting that WB is hunting for writers to reboot Teen Wolf, and they’re not…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jun 19 '09

Avatar Screen Shots Bring The Otherworldly Battle To Earth

Feast your motion-capture-hungry eyes on some new screen shots from James Cameron’s Avatar video game. It’s humans versus gigantic alien beasts — get ready for the pew pew sounds. Thanks to The Daily Telegraph we now have a much better look into the revolutionary space war flick Avatar. Looks like James Cameron is bringing all…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jun 19 '09

Woody Harrelson’s Zombie Slayer Movie Is More Whimsical Than We Realized

Quirky little flick Zombieland pits Woody Harrelson and his squad against a world of the undead. Check out this week’s “zombie kill of the week.” Sadly there’s no Bill Murray glimpse, yet. It feels a little Hitchhiker’s Guide with the fanciful narrator — or Pushing Daisies — which I’m perfectly all right with. It really…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jun 19 '09

Will The Buffy Motion Comic Be Animating Every Part Of Ms. Summers’ Recent Adventures?

Joss Whedon’s Buffy The Vampire Slayer comic is getting its own animated recreation… sort of. Think Watchmen-style motion comic, but hopefully without horrible voiceovers. So how long until that scene? Comics spoilers below. https://gizmodo.com/new-chapter-of-watchmen-motion-comics-released-5059846 So yeah, I’m asking about the steamy scene in the comic between Buffy and Satsu, you know what I mean. But…

Television Meredith Woerner Jun 18 '09

John Carpenter’s Alf And The Cabbage Patch Dolls Of Death

After posting a flood of frightening Adam Sandler fake movies today, we’d like to treat you with this little video collection of fake trailers that absolutely should become movies. Who doesn’t want to see The Smurfs By Peter Jackson? https://gizmodo.com/adam-sandlers-fake-movies-should-send-a-clear-message-t-5294759 Funny Videos | Funny Cartoons | More Video Clips

io9 Meredith Woerner Jun 18 '09

Video Game Developers Trapped In A Game, And Duplicate Personalities, In Upcoming Warner Bros. Films

The execs from New Line formed their new production company, Unique Features, nearly one year ago. Now we’ve got the list of films Warner Bros. paid for first dibs on. Ideas include copying people’s personalities, and an Elf Musical. Bob Shaye and Michael Lynne have a list of fantasy movies that should please some of…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jun 18 '09

The Shat Can’t Pull Off The Vulcan Salute, Gives Conan The Bird Instead

Last night the The Tonight Show melded nerd minds together when host Conan O’Brien scolded the Shat from his desktop for not being able to properly wish us all to live long and prosper. I don’t know what’s more adorable: Shatner trying to do the Vulcan salute, or Conan getting so angry that Kirk can’t…

Television Meredith Woerner Jun 18 '09

Universal Wants To Bring Back The Frankenstein Beehive

Universal is talking to Neil Burger about remaking The Bride of Frankenstein, the latest of many classic monster remakes. Will she have the hair? Too early to tell, but it probably won’t be as arousing as these NSFW pics. [THR] https://gizmodo.com/does-the-wolfmans-delay-mean-hes-getting-neutered-5106172 https://gizmodo.com/lady-frankenstein-as-youve-always-wanted-to-see-her-ns-5033851

Movies Meredith Woerner Jun 18 '09

Spielberg Puts Indiana’s Hat Back In Shia’s Hands

Are you ready to hear the Indiana Jones theme song one more time? Indy’s co-star from the Crystal Skulls says Spielberg is gearing up for another Indy — which explains why they changed Crystal Skull’s original ending. We explain below. Talking to the BBC, Shia LaBeouf drops some big news about the next Indiana Jones…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jun 18 '09

Adam Sandler’s Fake Movies Should Send A Clear Message To Hollywood: No.

Similar to Ben Stiller’s fake movies from Tropic Thunder, Judd Apatow has created a gaggle of science fiction comedies fake actor George Simmons has starred in, including a Mer-man epic, somewhere out there a screenwriter is crying. https://gizmodo.com/tropic-thunders-scifi-trailer-brings-double-the-baby-an-5077953 http://io9.com/5174665/ Adam Sandler’s fake comedian George Simmons appears in the latest Judd Apatow film, Funny People. I’m…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jun 18 '09

Is Christopher Nolan Giving Up On Batman 3?

The man that brought back fear and respect to the tarnished cape and cowl might be stepping back from the third Batman installment. It’s almost hard to imagine a Bale Batman flick without Christopher Nolan. Batman-on-Film is quoting its Batman film source — who is often spot-on about these things — claiming Nolan is ready…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jun 17 '09

Like It Or Not, You’re Getting A Third Transformers Movie

Oh yes, there’s another Transformers movie on the horizon. While there’s some debate over the date (Michael Bay says its release date is set for 2012 while Paramount says 2011), know this: Bay’s not going to stop milking the cash cow of shiny robots, Fox cleavage, and Shia’s (what does he bring to the table…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jun 17 '09

David Tennant And Peter Jackson, Plus No Heroes Panel, Make Comic-Con Perfect

A screening of the never-before-aired Felicia Day Dollhouse episode. Appearances by James Cameron and Peter Jackson. No Heroes panel. And now David Tennant is showing up. Could this be a San Diego Comic Con to go down in history? Amazing news: Doctor Who’s outgoing star and show runner, David Tennant and Russell T Davies, will…

Television Meredith Woerner Jun 17 '09

Twilight’s Rathbone Hints He’ll Give Pattinson A Vampire Smackdown

Yesterday we met a real honest-to-god Twilight vampire, but he didn’t sparkle. Still, Jackson Rathbone who plays doe-eyed Jasper in New Moon talked about what’s different in the sequel, and what else he has in store for Edward. We caught up with Jasper Cullen yesterday, and while we didn’t have time to ask him about…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jun 17 '09

Jurassic Park 4 A “Long Shot,” But NeverEnding Story’s Coming

Legendary producer Frank Marshall chatted up his future genre projects today, including whether we’ll be seeing the NeverEnding Story continue — and what are the chances of another Jurassic Park movie? We spent a lot of time following producer Frank Marshall. Talking to the press at a round table, Marshall was asked: Do you think…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jun 16 '09

Put Your Star Trek Memorabilia To Good Use

Crap load of Star Trek toys clogging your shelves? Tell me about it. Here’s an easy answer: transform your Star Trek pez dispensers into helpful USB thumb drives. You can trust Spock with your data. I’m sure it’s depreciating the value or something, but look how cute they are! [via 7 Gadgets]

Television Meredith Woerner Jun 16 '09

12 Minutes Of Ronald D. Moore’s Reality-TV Space Quest

The first official footage has finally arrived from Ronald D. Moore’s TV movie Virtuality, showing the crew of the Phaeton as they struggle to do their jobs while starring in a reality-TV show. Their only escape? A flawed virtual reality. It turns out the stakes for the Phaeton’s mission are even higher than we realized,…

Television Meredith Woerner Jun 16 '09

World War Z Stalled From Meeting Its Bloody Zombie Quota

Before long, Quantum of Solace director Marc Foster may be moving his shaky camera off of Max Brook’s brilliantly bloody zombie war novel World War Z, and onto another project. Migros Magazin said the project is “still far from realization”… Sooo does this mean we can get another director? [Dark Horizons]

Movies Meredith Woerner Jun 16 '09

How A Truck Stop Can Become Noah’s Ark Amidst A War Between Angels, In Legion

The heavenly war film Legion gives archangel Paul Bettany the task of defending a truck-stop waitress who’s carrying the next Messiah, from the other Earth-cleansing angels. Check out the strange tattooed set pics from the present-day Noah’s Ark. Clay Dix, professional stunt man, has a few set pics from the New Mexico location, and it…

Movies Meredith Woerner Jun 16 '09

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Two Asian Vampires Mix School-Girl Uniforms And Troubled Priests

Teen Wolf Remake Rips Out Last Shred Of Were-Dignity

Avatar Screen Shots Bring The Otherworldly Battle To Earth

Woody Harrelson’s Zombie Slayer Movie Is More Whimsical Than We Realized

Will The Buffy Motion Comic Be Animating Every Part Of Ms. Summers’ Recent Adventures?

John Carpenter’s Alf And The Cabbage Patch Dolls Of Death

Video Game Developers Trapped In A Game, And Duplicate Personalities, In Upcoming Warner Bros. Films

The Shat Can’t Pull Off The Vulcan Salute, Gives Conan The Bird Instead

Universal Wants To Bring Back The Frankenstein Beehive

Spielberg Puts Indiana’s Hat Back In Shia’s Hands

Adam Sandler’s Fake Movies Should Send A Clear Message To Hollywood: No.

Is Christopher Nolan Giving Up On Batman 3?

Like It Or Not, You’re Getting A Third Transformers Movie

David Tennant And Peter Jackson, Plus No Heroes Panel, Make Comic-Con Perfect

Twilight’s Rathbone Hints He’ll Give Pattinson A Vampire Smackdown

Jurassic Park 4 A “Long Shot,” But NeverEnding Story’s Coming

Put Your Star Trek Memorabilia To Good Use

12 Minutes Of Ronald D. Moore’s Reality-TV Space Quest

World War Z Stalled From Meeting Its Bloody Zombie Quota

How A Truck Stop Can Become Noah’s Ark Amidst A War Between Angels, In Legion

Satoshi Kon’s Manga Deserve Just as Much Love as His Iconic Anime

Meta Settles Lawsuit That Claimed Social Media Addiction Screwed Up Schools

Jeep, Ram, and Dodge Vehicles Could Soon Come Equipped With Wayve’s Self-Driving Tech

Radio Silence Is Making a ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Movie

SpaceX Holds More Bitcoin Than Previously Thought

So Those Water Vapors on Europa Might Not Actually Be a Thing

Everything to Know About Disney’s Huge New Millennium Falcon Ride Update

You Won’t Believe How Much Exercise It Takes to Get ‘Substantial’ Heart Protection

China Wants to Remotely Recharge ‘Drone Swarms’ From Orbit

Trump Admin Takes Equity Stake in IBM and Other Quantum Computing Companies

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Dell’s XPS 16 (2026) Is Almost Everything I Could Have Asked for… Almost

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