My Old Toaster Exploded and Now I Want This Hello Kitty Toaster
You might think the life of a tech writer is all drugs, cash, women, and limousines, but that’s a burdensome misconception. A few nights ago, while trying to reheat a pie, my toaster blew up. So I need this one. So I’m reheating this pie. It was a sad little pie, on sale atop a…
