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The park has set up a single-elimination bracket, similar to March Madness but, you know, with fat bears. Folks can vote on Facebook for their favorite bears, and a winner will be crowned next Tuesday—or, as it’s known on the Gregorian calendar, Fat Bear Tuesday. This marks the fifth year the park has opened up the competition to the world (in 2014, rangers began celebrating it by letting park visitors vote).

Beadnose, last year’s winner and subscriber to the hot girl summer ethos before it was a thing, isn’t part of this year’s competition. She hasn’t been seen this summer, which in the wilds of Alaska is usually a sign she’s gone to that salmon-filled river in the sky. But the competition does include monster bears of years past, including the aptly named 747 and Chunk as well as threepeat champion Otis.

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Katmai scientists will also do a more scientific assessment beyond the internet vote (shocking, I know), conducting 3D scans of the bears to gauge just how fat they really are. But while science is great and all, Fat Bear Week is really about what you feel in your heart.