If you travel a lot throughout the United States, you might lose track of which menace you should be irrationally paranoid about in each particular state. Is Maine the one with Lobster People, or is that New Hampshire? Now you'll never get confused again, thanks to this amazingly informative map from Pleated Jeans. [via Laughing Squid]
Scariest thing in Iowa: bringing attention to ourselves, which might possibly interfere with our usual routine of cheaply doing whatever the Hell we want without any controversy. Seriously, everything here is dirt cheap (gas, milk, homes, cable, college) the food is great, and we were even able to legalize gay marriage without anyone noticing. Stay the Hell away, other people. Don't ruin this for us.