Idiot Tries to Wear Handgun-Shaped Heels Through Airport Security

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Considering we live in an era where the possession of too much hand sanitizer is enough to strike fear in the heart of airport security, you'd think passengers would exercise a little caution when it comes to carry on items—you know, like leaving the gun-shaped paraphernalia at home. You'd be wrong. This past week, one LaGuardia-goer tried to pass through airport security in a pair of pistol-shaped high-heeled shoes.

The shoes were, of course, totally harmless, and since the unnamed woman surrendered the shoes voluntarily, the TSA officers on duty decided to let her go on without question. Which I'm sure will get a good-hearted chuckle out of everyone who's ever been cavity searched over a rogue tube of toothpaste.

The confiscated shoes were tweeted out by TSA's public affairs spokesperson, who regularly posts the cautionary tales of TSA's many transgressors. And apparently, this woman isn't the only one who thinks it's probably a good idea to bring gun replicas through airport security. Either there are a lot of incredibly dumb people in the world, or a few lonely-hearts are looking to get strip-searched in the only way they know how. []

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Why the fuck are you and the TSA trying to shame this woman. THEY ARE FUCKING SHOES FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! The shoes dont actually shoot bullets and in all honesty are probably ALOT safer than most other stilettos they let women wear through security. Sure it may be in bad taste to wear gun shaped objects (or really heels in general at the air port, thats just painful) but its not even remotely illegal, and anyone who honestly looks at these and thinks oh those must actually shoot bullets should be banned from flying for being a dumbass. This is all kinds of unacceptable, but not on the woman's part.