Sweet Edsel Jesus, there’s a Pope Car in Cars 2
Cars 2 has the body of burnished Pixar purdiness, a chassis built of the bleached bones of Geoffrey the Giraffe, and an engine kissed by the Cylon god. In Cars 2, God isn’t the cosmic clockmaker; he’s the cosmic carburetor. Thus far, critics have mostly been preoccupied with the mediocrity of Cars 2 (vis-à-vis, oh,…