I Can’t Wait to Give Everyone a $55 Lickable Lollipop Version of My Face
It takes a healthy amount of vanity to gift someone a portrait of yourself, but a life-size, lickable, lollipop version of your face? That would require something closer to full-blown narcissism—or a private, long-running in-joke I never want to be a part of. Firebox’s new “Face Licker” service (yep, that’s what it’s calling it) simply…