Sub-Zero Pro 48 Freezer
I have often been called a yuppie, but I do not own a Sub-Zero fridge—clearly, then, that monicker cannot stick. This monster fridge holds 884 liters or 31 cubic feet of food—enough for the poshest of key parties. There are even marinating cabinets on the bottom of this thing and it costs $22,000 so it…
Not Barking, Drowning
So cute! Little Rover gets his own website full of crap dedicated to now letting him drown in the wading pool! PetGadgets.com has a Pool Alarm that notifies you when Old Yeller has succumbed to the hydrophoby and decides to go for a mad-eyed swim. The Pool Eye sounds an alarm when anything—a baby, a…
Vuclain Golden Voice
Vulcain makes watches with mechanical alarms. They’ve been around for years and this year’s line is called the Golden Voice and is made of precious metals and looks nothing like the older models. The first thing that will tip you off that this ain’t your momma’s Timex is that this watch probably costs more than…
iBeam Magnifying Watch
Fry ants with ease! The iBeam magnifying watch has a flip up lens and bright LED light so the aged and infirm can read approximately one square inch of text at a time. Priced at about $100, we’re not sure if this thing is available here but we’d suggest a magnifying glass and maybe a…
Tripp Trapp: High Chair or Torture Tool?
We recently bought the little one a Graco high chair out of desperation. We were in Babies ‘R’ Us, the walls were closing in, and I told the darling wife to buy any damn high chair we saw. So we got a baby blue Graco. Had we seen the Tripp Trapp, however, I’m sure we…
DS Lite Scores With New Rumble Pak
Only a few more days until Nintendo launches their highly anticipated DS Lite in the U.S. One thing that concerned image-concious gamers, however, was how lame they’d look whilst using certain cartridges in the DS Lite, due to the fact that they stick out rather conspicuously. Thankfully, Nintendo plans to release (for Japan only, at…