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Generate Memes, Next Issue, and More

Magazines, memes, and tools to keep you on top of your game are coming at you in this week’s best Android apps. With a crafty alarm clock, a handy note taking tool, you’ll have all the help you need in taking care of your business. Next Issue: Magazines are expensive if you buy a new…

Tech News Leslie Horn

Barack Obama Follows Erotic Website On Twitter

Celebrity Sideboob is a website dedicated to one thing only: post images of celebrities showing the bare sides of their breasts. It’s quite erotic, but it doesn’t show hardcore images (although you can see nipples sometimes). The site posts its updates on Twitter. Surprisingly, one of its followers is Barack Obama. Yes, the real Twitter…

Tech News Jesus Diaz

Lingerie-Styled Diet Coke Bottles Designed by Jean Paul Gaultier Are Downright Bizarre

Ah yes, seasonal promotional packaging. This is summer in America, and goddammit, we know how to do it right: Budweiser cans wrapped in the Stars and Stripes. Or so you thought. These Madonna-inspired, Diet Coke bottles designed by French fashion legend Jean Paul Gaultier will make you completely rethink what an All-American brand can look…

Tech News Mario Aguilar

Vodka Alchemy: How to Change Cheap Clear Hooch from Terrible to Tolerable

It comes in a plastic bottle. It tastes like pouring battery acid down your throat. It smells like a robot’s corpse. For around ten bucks—you can get a lot of it. It is cheap-ass vodka, and it is alcoholic hell. And it’s as affordable as it is horrible. But with an equally cheap technique involving…

Tech News Sam Biddle

Two Golf Putters in One Club Means You’ll Be Half As Bad at Golf

Golf is the game of kings. Or is that polo? Whatever, no matter. Golf is also a game about a bag of tools. Wood or iron? What’s your favorite number? The more tools in your bag, the better. So this two-in-one golf putter seems pretty smart! Called the Flip Face putter by Odyssey, the putter…

Tech News Casey Chan

Lucite Lamps Made of Bricks and Springs Are Big Design in a Little Box

Netherlands-based Studio Mango has designed a clever collection of lamps made to ship in a super flatpack, using lucite coil springs and Lego-like bricks. The company’s Spring Lamp is a coiled length of violet lucite, which, when unfurled, hangs in a tiered bell shape of glowy translucent genius. The Lygo Lamp ships as a set…

Tech News Molly Oswaks

The World’s Most Disgusting Elevator Has Lickable Cookie Wallpaper

Obviously inspired by Willy Wonka, McVitie’s, a baked goods company in the UK, decided to make the edible magic real by turning an entire elevator… lickable. Yes, lickable. There are 1,325 lickable cookies lining the wall which you can lick up and down as you go up and down. This is gross, right? I shouldn’t…

Tech News Casey Chan

Intel Windows 8 Tablets Details: Two Sizes, Atom Guts, and 4G Goodness To Come

At a conference in Beijing earlier today, Intel released some new details on what its Windows 8 tablets will look like when they finally launch either later this year or early next. Turns out there are actually going to be two different lines: a traditional 10-inch model, and an 11-inch hybrid with a physical keyboard.…

Tech News Kyle Wagner

How To Make Your Own Damn Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza Right Now

The great tragedy of modernist American cuisine is that the Pizza Hut hot dog stuffed crust pizza isn’t available here. If you wanted one, you had to travel internationally—until now. Because Gizmodo loves you/wants to kill you, we brought this pizza to America where it belongs. https://gizmodo.com/i-cant-believe-this-hot-dog-stuffed-crust-pizza-isnt-am-5899852 Here’s how to make the greatest advancement in…

Tech News Mat Honan

This Broad Sword Umbrella Is Your Battle-The-Rain-And-Win Deal of the Day

The biggest problem about summer is never knowing what to expect weather-wise. One day it’s beating down sunshine on your brow, the next you’re being dumped on by buckets of rain. The worst is the sun-rain days; when the sun is peaking around the edge of the clouds and smiling on as you get a…

Tech News Andrew James

These AR Glasses Make Your Food Look Huge So You Want To Eat Less

We’ve seen some pretty crazy potential uses for Google Glasses, but what if instead of helping you commute better, they made your diet easier? These augmented reality glasses do just that by tricking you into thinking you’ve eaten more than you have. Obesity solved! Though these AR glasses are just a Japanese concept right now,…

Tech News Mario Aguilar

Facebook’s Shoving Deals in Your News Feed Now

Following the huge success of services like Groupon and LivingSocial, it was only a matter of time before Facebook got into the business of deals. The company first announced Facebook Offers last month and the service has has now started rolling out across the social network. Here’s how it works: When you like the page…

Social Media Mario Aguilar

An Unbelievable Picture of Eight Lightning Bolts Striking San Francisco at the Same Time (Updating)

A hellacious storm rocked San Francisco last night which meant howlin’ winds, pourin’ rain, boomin’ thunder and an ungodly amount of strikin’ lightning. In this picture, we see all four towers of San Francisco’s Bay Bridge being struck with lightning… at the same time. Mother Nature, you are a scary mama. The picture was taken…

Tech News Casey Chan

How to Deal with Death Online the Right Way

Your friends and family are going to die. Probably later, but maybe sooner. That much is certain. Another certainty is that, when it happens, we’ll all still be using some form of social media. Here’s how to grieve digitally, with dignity. As much as Facebook is the sprawling, glowing, inexorable way we connect with each…

Social Media Sam Biddle

Is This Impossibly Cute Cat Real?

I watch this amazingly cute cat doing amazingly cute things and I think it may not be real. I mean, it looks real, but it’s so perfectly cute that it can be computer generated. You know, like Puss in Boots! Watch it and tell us: is this real? Look at the smile at the end!…

Tech News Jesus Diaz

This Slimy Policeman Recorded Himself Masturbating On His Car’s Dashboard Camera

What do you do if your name is Mike Eiskant and you’re a policeman in Santa Fe, New Mexico? Masturbate in your car, of course! While talking to pictures of big-breasted women and recording everything on your dashboard camera—for ten minutes, as this video shows. There is only sound in the video released by the…

Tech News Jesus Diaz

How Canon’s Making Our Gorgeous 4K Dreams a Reality

The Canon EOS-1D C is the 4K DSLR that many filmmakers have been clamoring for. It costs $15,000, which means you can’t afford it. Bummer? Hardly. Canon’s paving the road to a beautiful super-high-resolution future. Get excited. When we first got a look at Canon’s 4K DSLR concept in the fall, we were cautiously excited.…

Tech News Mario Aguilar

Is This the Most Popular Photo on Instagram?

This might be the most liked photo on Instagram. Which would be a pretty sad but totally understandable indictment of Instagram. Thing is, we’re not sure. There’s no real way to know, but FWD tracked down a pretty educated guess. So here’s the story with Biebs and Selena up there: Apparently, there is no way…

Tech News Kyle Wagner

Why Friday the 13th Is So Unlucky

It’s Friday the 13th! This can mean only two things: disaster is imminent, or you’re going to get yourself a sweet discount tattoo. However you’re celebrating—er, observing—this folkloric faux-holiday, you deserve to know why it’s so spooky in the first place. The origins of Friggatriskaidekaphobia (the fear of Friday the 13th) are a little muddled,…

Tech News Molly Oswaks

Drone Helicopter Gets Deadlier with “Precision Kill” Weapons Upgrade

The MQ-8 Fire Scout, an unmanned helicopter used for reconnaissance work by all branches of the US military, made news this week when the Navy grounded its Fire Scout aircraft after a pair of recent crashes. The current machines are unarmed, but by 2013, a planned weapons upgrade will make them first sea-based, armed drone…

Tech News Andrew Tarantola

Generate Memes, Next Issue, and More

Barack Obama Follows Erotic Website On Twitter

Lingerie-Styled Diet Coke Bottles Designed by Jean Paul Gaultier Are Downright Bizarre

Vodka Alchemy: How to Change Cheap Clear Hooch from Terrible to Tolerable

Two Golf Putters in One Club Means You’ll Be Half As Bad at Golf

Lucite Lamps Made of Bricks and Springs Are Big Design in a Little Box

The World’s Most Disgusting Elevator Has Lickable Cookie Wallpaper

Intel Windows 8 Tablets Details: Two Sizes, Atom Guts, and 4G Goodness To Come

How To Make Your Own Damn Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza Right Now

This Broad Sword Umbrella Is Your Battle-The-Rain-And-Win Deal of the Day

These AR Glasses Make Your Food Look Huge So You Want To Eat Less

Facebook’s Shoving Deals in Your News Feed Now

An Unbelievable Picture of Eight Lightning Bolts Striking San Francisco at the Same Time (Updating)

How to Deal with Death Online the Right Way

Is This Impossibly Cute Cat Real?

This Slimy Policeman Recorded Himself Masturbating On His Car’s Dashboard Camera

How Canon’s Making Our Gorgeous 4K Dreams a Reality

Is This the Most Popular Photo on Instagram?

Why Friday the 13th Is So Unlucky

Drone Helicopter Gets Deadlier with “Precision Kill” Weapons Upgrade

Fourth Most Populous Country in the World Bans Most Social Media for Kids

How to watch UFC Fight Night Adesanya vs Pyfer live this Saturday

‘Steel Ball Run’ Will Return This Year…Eventually

‘The Mummy 4’ Is Getting the Family Back Together

JD Vance Says UFOs Are Actually Demons

Breville Barista Express Espresso Machine Hits Its Lowest Price of the Year for Amazon’s Big Spring Sale, Cut Your Daily Coffee Costs at Home

Amazon Clears Out Govee LED Smart Light Bulbs (2-Pack) at a Record Low, Each Bulb Costs Just a Few Dollars

The First Proper ‘Ghost in the Shell’ Trailer Is a ’90s Anime Fever Dream

Sonos Play Review: Call It a Comeback

Sonos Era 100 SL Review: The Cheapest Way Into Wired Sonos Sound

Asus ROG’s Massive Swift OLED Gaming Monitor Epitomizes Excess in the Best Way

The Ikea Varmblixt Smart Lamp Fills a Donut Hole in My Life

Nothing Headphone A vs. Headphone 1: Which Pair of ANC Wireless Headphones Wins?

Asus ROG’s Cetra Open Wireless Gaming Earbuds Might Be Better Than Wearing a Headset

Nintendo’s Talking Flower Is Annoying as Hell. I Love It

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