Ion Portable Amp: It’s Not Marshall
Amps are not supposed to come in white. They should be black, covered in scratches and that nasty floor jam that coats your sneakers in clubs, and should be accompanied by a fat hairy guy with butt cleavage and a personal hygiene problem who can only count up to two. For $299, the 42-lb iPA03…
Laptop Fails to Save Life in Hummer Crash, Nobody Is Surprised
Apparently, the news is that while laptops can save you from a bullet and still work, they can’t save you from a military-grade absurdly giganormous SUV. Like the notebook found in a computer teacher’s Honda following a fatal crash with a Hummer. That too was still working. Unlike the teacher. Incidents like this make us…
Camera Phone Zoom Lens Cell Phone Strap
Don’t take any more of those shitty cell phone camera shots that make people look like grainy ants. This 12mm zoom lens cell phone strap is easy to carry around and subtle enough that you can still sneak pics of hot girls walking by—except they’ll look bigger and more real. A Zoom Lens For Your…
