Pok√©mon‚Äôs huge reach means that in Japan, it appears everywhere‚ÄĒplastered over trains, on food, on clothes, and in all sorts of toys and plushies and whatnot. That‚Äôs not the crazy part. That part is this new line of official toys, which literally is a collection of the severed rear ends of a variety of Pok√©mon.

The Pok√©mon company announced the range‚ÄĒcalled the ‚ÄúHip Pop! Parade‚ÄĚ, because that sounds better than ‚ÄúPOK√ČBUTTS‚ÄĚ‚ÄĒrecently as a new series of merchandise for Pok√©mon Centre stores in Japan and the US. Although the promo art for the collection features the front halves of the starring Pok√©mon in the line, rest assured, the merch itself is all butts.

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There are about fifty billion officially recognised Pok√©mon (okay, more like 718), but only six are being used for the new line: Piplup, Growlithe, Swablu, Buzel, Azumarill, and fan favorite Pikachu. The butts of said Pok√©mon‚ÄĒand sometimes their faces, as the general gist seem to be that these cute little critters are trying to burst through a surface, but get stuck halfway through‚ÄĒfeature in a variety of forms. Plushie butts? Check. Keyrings of butts? Check. Magnets of butts? Check.

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We can go further though. Men and Women’s underwear with Pikachu’s butt emblazoned on the butt? Check, check, and check.

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For the love of god, someone stop the Pokémon company. Stop them before it’s too late, and they unleash a cavalcade of monster butt merchandise on us all.

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If you find yourself yearning for some Pok√©mon butts, currently the Hip Pop! Parade line is only going to be available in Japanese Pok√©mon Centres from October 10th. You might have to wait to while to see if the US-based stores get some of these Pok√©‚ÄĒderri√®re delights.

[Via Rocket News 24]


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