Were you at Apple's "Resolutionary" (barf) event today? It's OK, neither were we—but if you watch this video and put your face close to the screen, you'll feel like you're there. All in a minute and some change.

Tim Cook! Retina Display! Prices! iPhoto! Tim Cook's navy (?) shirt! It's all here, and at warp speed. In a way, this is the greatest technological revolution of the day—and it's sure cheaper than pre-ordering a new iPad.