Tonight's Stoner Channel: Tricky Tricks, Lucky Strikes, and Bill Cosby on Drugs

Bill Cosby on Drugs

The dad everybody wishes they had dishes on the effects of popular narcotics.

This Guy Didn't Know He Shot Himself in the Head with a Nail Gun

BOOM, HEADSHOT!

/low hanging fruit

Tricking

While this does look suspiciously like tumbling, we have been assuranced that this is indeed a new, high-flying sport aimed for the small percentage of non-obese teens in left America who will surely flock to—as soon as all the other sports cease to exist.

Man Survives Shooting Himself in the Heart with a Nail Gun (Warning: Graphic Imagery)

He shot himself in the heart while trying to unjam a nail gun. Aren't there stickers—like ON the device—that warn expressly against doing shit like this?

PA Putz Popped for Tot's Pot Phone Post

Good Role Models: Teaching your kid how to responsibly enjoy recreational drugs (and how to twist a proper blunt)

Bad Role Models: Filming your "how to bust a nug" lesson with a random two-year-old on a phone, then getting caught with said video at a traffic stop—along with 10 ounces of weed.

Guess what sort of role model 25-year-old Christopher Cordero of Farrell, PA is. [SFGate - Image: Chef / Butter Kush]