iPod Box Has Absurd Note Inside, No iPod in Sight

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Picture this: daddy buys his daughter an iPod classic for Christmas. The elated teen opens the iPod box to find nothing but the ramblings of some douche who has read one of Oprah's recommended self help books, and/or wears a Che Guevara styled military hat. Jump for the festive note:

"Reclaim your mind from the media shackles. Read a book and resurrect yourself. To claim your capitalistic garbage go to your nearest Apple Store."

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The device, which was purchased from WalMart, was taken back and a full refund given. WalMart claimed Apple were responsible for the mishap, though there is no word from Apple as yet. Either way, somewhere down the line, there is a great stinking dildo of a human being, replacing iPods with garbage ramblings. We understand he/she may have read a book, and thought they were rebelling against the system, but haven't they seen the Apple ad? Think different, man. Think different. We dig you. Seriously though, if capitalism is really getting to you, why not up and leave? It's the iPod we are really worried about. The poor thing is probably being tortured as we speak. Hang in there, buddy. Our fanboy love goes out to you. [TUAW]

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OK i think this is a bunch of bullshit. someone wants to get recognized and famous so what do they do..... they buy the ipod and come up with a lame saying place it in the box and Holy shit apple gave me this paper and no ipod. Now I'll get rich or someone will give me another ipod and headline news that way my son will have an ipod and so will I. wake up people america is full of people that lie sue each other and fuckin steal from one another..... and that's the bottom line cuz i said so. what happen was some jackass bough the ipod took it home and opened it up took the ipod out of it and placed that paper inside then wrapped it with the same wrapper that wal mart used to return it as an unopened box. Thus the Wal mart employee not knowing anything puts it back on the shelf and here walks in the victim plain and simple. I am studying psychology and there are some twisted minds in this world that I have come across and get into there minds and see what they see.