I'm need a vacation. I was thinking Pavones beach, Costa Rica, or maybe some sailing in Hunnebo, Sweden. But no, the Japanese have convinced me with these videos: It's going to be Hakodate, Japan.
This hilarious and absolutely outrageous advertising campaign did it. Where else can I get killed by giant alien robotic squids? "According to a survey of 100 aliens, Hakodate is the number one city they would most like to invade," the video says. "OH YES!" I say.
The battle then continues in two more videos:
Apparently, there's also a giant cannon hidden in fake mountains in Hakodate. Oh people, I'll be there like shareware. [Pink Tentacle]