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Sign Language Performances Make Every Eminem Song Better

The music of Eminem is extremely good, but do you know what’s better? Watching videos of people performing his songs in American Sign Language. These videos perfectly encapsulate the edginess of Eminem’s musical genius, while conveying important information to the hearing-impaired. This is the magic of YouTube. People confidently doing weird shit. I’m inspired. *hits…

Sploid Eve Peyser

The Internet Has Us Very Worried About Dads

Google’s search predictions have us very concerned for dads. The company says it makes its search predictions based on “the terms you’re typing” and “what other people are searching for.” Google also considers your previous search history, but even in incognito mode (which would eliminate that variable) we can clearly see our nation of dads…

Tech News Eve Peyser

Suicide Squad: The Extended Cut Is the Movie 2016 Deserves

Suicide Squad: The Extended Cut is the cinematic equivalent of a train wreck. Suicide Squad: The Extended Cut is the physical equivalent of a train wreck. Suicide Squad: The Extended Cut is 2016 in movie form. https://gizmodo.com/suicide-squads-getting-an-extended-edition-but-whats-b-1787444148 Suicide Squad: The Extended Cut is long. It is 13 minutes longer than the original. Suicide Squad: The Extended…

Movies Hudson Hongo

Facebook Asks the Big Questions

*hits the bong* Whoa. Makes you think.

Social Media Hudson Hongo

Which Bad Election Meme Finally Broke You?

It was the pussy election. It was the Weird Twitter election. It was the nasty election. It was the meme election. We memed like we never had before, the nasty women, the white supremacist Pepes, the “epic Twitter clap backs.” In the primaries, the memes were lighthearted. We had Bernie vs. Hillary and Ted Cruz…

Tech News Eve Peyser

Bored and Irrelevant, Julian Assange Plays Kitty Cat Dress-Up

After getting his internet privileges taken away by the Ecuadorian government in October, Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is evidently bored. Currently in exile from the United States and facing rape charges in Europe, without internet, Assange has found a better way to pass the time: playing dress-up with his kitty cat. The cat in question…

Tech News Eve Peyser

Edward Snowden Asks the Big Questions

*hits bong* Whoa. Makes you think.

Tech News Eve Peyser

Even a 6-Year-Old Knows Your Username Sucks

As we all know, in the 21st century, the real currency isn’t money, but cold hard follows. But how valuable is your #brand? According to a first grader named Claire (and questionable “content rating” organization Common Sense Media), not very. TMI, dude, TMI.

Tech News Hudson Hongo

Whoa

Really makes you think.

Social Media Hudson Hongo

Facebook Is Coming For LinkedIn

First Facebook came for Periscope, and I did not speak out— Because I was not Jack Dorsey. https://gizmodo.com/facebook-is-betting-big-on-live-video-1769534628 Then Facebook came for Snapchat, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a teen. https://gizmodo.com/instagram-totally-ripped-off-snapchats-stories-feature-1784700602 Then Facebook came for Craigslist, and I did not speak out— Because I was not a pervert. https://gizmodo.com/facebook-wants-to-be-craigslist-again-1787350292 Then…

Social Media Eve Peyser

The Gizmodo Guide to Completely Avoiding Election Night

Barring the arrival of an Earth cleansing asteroid or an armed revolt, America’s nightmare election will be over in just a few short hours. (Remember, a certain candidate holding out on making a concession speech has no impact on the validity of the results of the election.) Until then, however, every TV channel, newspaper and…

Tech News Eve Peyser & Hudson Hongo

Trump-Loving Catholic Priest Livestreams Aborted Fetus on Facebook [Updated]

Father Frank Pavone, who calls himself “one of the most prominent pro-life leaders in the world,” streamed some questionable content on Facebook Live on Sunday in the name of Donald Trump or something. The priest, once granted the “Proudly Pro-life Award” from the National Right to Life Committee, streamed a sermon in anticipation of the…

Tech News Eve Peyser

It’s Dark Now

Sunday marks the end of Daylight Savings Time. What does this mean? It means things are about to get really, really dark. For those blissfully unaware, a long time ago, Benjamin Franklin told us we needed to change the clocks in the summer (or was it the winter?) because of Parisian farmers who were thirsting…

Tech News Eve Peyser

Hey Bloomberg, Which Millennial Hurt You?

We all have obsessions that manifest in ways we’re not aware of. In the case of media conglomerate Bloomberg, it seems its editorial team is completely infatuated with the millennials, this new generation of 18- to 34-year-olds who refuse to play by the rules of the Olds. After reviewing dozens and dozens of articles by…

Tech News Eve Peyser

What Is the ‘Monster Mash’? An Investigation

When it comes to seasonal novelty songs, few have reached the level of dominance achieved by “Monster Mash.” Unlike, say, “Jingle Bells,” The Mash (as I will refer to it throughout this post) is now basically synonymous with its associated holiday, becoming the first and maybe only Halloween song readily named by the average person.…

io9 Hudson Hongo

Millennials Simply Gotta Have Their Java, No Matter the Cost

According to a new report from Bloomberg, millennials simply gotta have their java. Great for business, you might think, except coffee supplies around the world are tightening. So if we enter into a global coffee shortage, blame the java-crazed millennials. https://jezebel.com/reasons-i-ve-gotta-have-my-java-ranked-1787238970 According to Datassential, Chicago-based researcher, 19-to-34-year-olds account for 44% of coffee consumption in the…

Tech News Eve Peyser

Memes Are Now Bigger Than Jesus on Google

After a reign lasting more than 2000 years, the King of the Judeans has been dethroned. According to Google Trends, which tracks how often a particular term is searched for, “memes” officially overtook “jesus” earlier this year. The breakaway appears to have occurred in late August, but it wasn’t widely recognized until Tuesday, when Norwegian…

Tech News Hudson Hongo

The Internet Has Over 30 Words For ‘Pregnant’

Yahoo Answers contains some of the best and brightest treasures on the world wide web. YouTuber J.T. Sexkik created this beautiful supercut that demonstrates the elasticity of the English language. Am I Pregant? Am I pragnent? Am i pargant? Am i gregnant? Am i pegnate?? Help!? Is there a possibly that i’m pegrent? Am I…

Tech News Eve Peyser

Delta Will Let You Watch Your Luggage Get Lost In Real Time

Delta invested $50 million in adding a luggage tracking feature to its app, CNN reports. The airline has currently rolled this program out in 84 cities nationwide, meaning you can now watch your luggage get left behind in real time. “From the moment our customers drop off their bag, we want them to know we’re…

Tech News Eve Peyser

Google Rich Answers: Mr. Clean Is Asexual Because All Sex ‘Is Just Too Dirty’

If you’ve ever googled a simple question like “How old is Ted Cruz?”, you’ve probably seen Rich Answers, which highlights featured responses from the web in a little white box. As it turns out, the search engine is just as eager to answer far more rabbinical questions like “Why am I so tired?” (thyroid disease…

Tech News Hudson Hongo

Sign Language Performances Make Every Eminem Song Better

The Internet Has Us Very Worried About Dads

Suicide Squad: The Extended Cut Is the Movie 2016 Deserves

Facebook Asks the Big Questions

Which Bad Election Meme Finally Broke You?

Bored and Irrelevant, Julian Assange Plays Kitty Cat Dress-Up

Edward Snowden Asks the Big Questions

Even a 6-Year-Old Knows Your Username Sucks

Whoa

Facebook Is Coming For LinkedIn

The Gizmodo Guide to Completely Avoiding Election Night

Trump-Loving Catholic Priest Livestreams Aborted Fetus on Facebook [Updated]

It’s Dark Now

Hey Bloomberg, Which Millennial Hurt You?

What Is the ‘Monster Mash’? An Investigation

Millennials Simply Gotta Have Their Java, No Matter the Cost

Memes Are Now Bigger Than Jesus on Google

The Internet Has Over 30 Words For ‘Pregnant’

Delta Will Let You Watch Your Luggage Get Lost In Real Time

Google Rich Answers: Mr. Clean Is Asexual Because All Sex ‘Is Just Too Dirty’

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