Palin's Emails Released in the Most Appropriately Stupid Manner Possible

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You've probably heard that the Alaskan government decided to release Sarah Palin's emails from her stint as governor. What you might not know is that they released all 24,199 emails exclusively in 250-pound bundles of ink and pulp.

Each packet of 24,199 emails required 6 boxes worth of paper weighing 250 pounds. No word on how many media organizations ended up sending representatives to up their bundle, but the number might be smaller than one would expect for such a big scoop: Alaska's capital Juneau is the only place to obtain the emails, and it's accessible only by boat or airplane.

Has no one in the entire government of Alaska heard of Mediafire? Or Dropbox? Or even P2P? The SF Gate reports: "The state said it was not practical to provide electronic versions of the emails." That might make some small amount of sense, if the government had originally obtained the emails as skyscrapers of paper. But Sarah Palin gave them the emails on a CD. They couldn't have just made copies and mailed them?


It's as if they're purposefully harming the environment, but stopped short of using condor beaks to etch it into wild panda bear hides. [SF Gate] Image courtesy of

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Actually, this makes perfect sense.

The media and a lot of people from all political stripes dislike Palin. If you don't think everyone with an agenda isn't going to immediately grab copies of all her emails and data mine them for ammunition against her, you're crazy. Releasing them in a form that makes that more difficult is a smart move if you're on everyone's hit list.

I end up siding with Palin a lot simply because so many people don't like her. I figure if the greater political establishment doesn't like you, you're doing something right.