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The New York Times pulled a story claiming police found watermelons on Mars, but we're still holding out hope.
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Zuck can also annihilate targets with a bow and arrow at close range.
6/08/21 7:10AM
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For about an hour, sites like Reddit, CNN, and Gizmodo went down. Fastly, a content delivery network, is to blame.
6/08/21 6:00AM
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You might not be as rich as Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos, but you probably paid more in taxes than they did.
6/07/21 6:07PM
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Disastrously failed theater-ticketing startup MoviePass’s corpse has been rotting for years, but its former…
6/07/21 4:20PM
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The ongoing crackdown on cryptocurrency throughout China took one step further over the weekend, with popular social…
6/07/21 9:38AM
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For the past month, Blue Origin has been auctioning off a ride to space. Previously billed as just an open “seat” on…
6/06/21 3:22PM
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El Salvador may soon become the first sovereign nation in the world to adopt bitcoin as a legal tender, Salvadorian…
6/05/21 4:01PM
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The U.S. Department of Justice will no longer secretly obtain the records of journalists during leak investigations,…
6/04/21 6:20PM
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A ferocious bidding war over a misshapen chicken nugget concluded at $99,997 in the wee hours of Friday morning.…
6/04/21 6:00PM
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Dell is being taken to court in California over the company’s claims that its Alienware Area 51m-R1 gaming laptops…
6/04/21 5:30PM
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In an apparent effort to kill fewer people, police departments across the country are investing in what is basically…
6/04/21 5:00PM
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For anyone naive enough to believe the forthcoming congressionally-ordered report on unidentified aerial phenomena…
6/04/21 11:20AM
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6/03/21 6:10PM
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Donald Trump Jr. has pivoted to the personalized celebrity video app Cameo because, as all relevant people do, he und…
6/03/21 4:40PM
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A New Mexico sheriff running as the tough-on-crime candidate for the mayorship of Albuquerque was buzzed at a…
6/03/21 3:30PM
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Antivirus apps are best known for running in the background and annoying people with all sorts of pop-ups. But with…
6/03/21 3:10PM
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Media Matters has released the latest edition of its now-regular QAnon candidates series: the checklist of people…
6/02/21 9:24PM
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In a March letter to company executives, Amazon Prime employees described a workplace culture of rank misogyny and pe…
6/02/21 8:06PM
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We’re nearly halfway through the year and it looks like the meme stocks haven’t ended their run just yet: As of…