How Google Docs Will Break Up With You
We started out so hot and heavy. The possibilities were endless. We were such a pair, the two of us! Passionate. In love. At least that’s what you led me to believe, you fucking asshole. We started out so hot and heavy. You’d visit me in your spare time at work, sneaking in a paragraph…
The Day Steve Jobs Dissed Me In A Keynote
It was October 2003 and Steve Jobs was on stage for a special worldwide simulcast keynote speech about iTunes. About four minutes into the presentation, he said something that made my pounding heart sink to my burning stomach. In May 2003, Apple invited me to their headquarters to discuss getting CD Baby‘s catalog into the…
Die, Phone Book, Die
These days your fingers are likely walking on iPad touchscreens, not dead tree pages. After a decade of obsolescence, the local phone directory is finally getting the chop as states wise up to reality. When was the last time you looked anything up in the phone book? No, I can’t remember, either. In which case,…